Handy Andy.

Elliott Smith.

Daniel Handler.

Bertrand Russell.

Lou Reed.

Bruce Lee. He's alright.

Nikola Tesla, inventor of the death ray.

Andy Warhol.

John Peel.

Harrison, George: the loveliest Beatle.

Максим Горький... Maxim Gorky.

The Wolfman.

Hugo!

PKD.

Roger.
Perfect, baby. Perfect!

Albert Einstein. His X-ray-vest-style sitting coat seems a comfortable fit.

J. Robert Oppenheimer.
"It is perfectly obvious that the whole world is going to hell. The only possible chance that it might not is that we do not attempt to prevent it from doing so. "

Roald Dahl. Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant. Brilliant.

Keith. He spans decades... he spans genres... he spans chasms no human has straddled before.

Montgomery Clift.

Tim Curry.

Tom Waits.

Shel Silverstein. Aaaand Dustin Hoffman.
Semi-nude.
Indeed.

Stanley Kubrick.

Nick.....Cave.

Johnny Cash.

David Byrne.

Moz.
"such a little thing makes such a big difference"

Carl Sagan.

The Creature From the Black Lagoon. The original creature is the only creature we will discuss here: the primary man-fish in pursuit of distinct sexual interests... the one with NO EYEBALLS.

Guillaume Apollinaire.

L'Adieu

J'ai cueilli ce crin de bruyère
L'automne est morte souviens-t'en
Nouse ne nous verrons plus sur terre
Odeur du temps brin de bruyère
Et souviens toi que je t'attends

Hunter S. Thompson.
"The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over."

Timothy Leary.

Erklärung!

I feel as though I have to clarify something to you cheeky bastards. I wouldn't sleep with all of these men. Some indeed, are sexy. Some I don't even like all that much. There is just something intriguing or interesting or weird about them that I can't quite put my finger on. A lot of them are dead. Or wacky. Feh!

Jim Morrison. Just check out his duds and tell me you don't LOVE this man.

Vonnegut.

Dali.

Bowie. He knows when to go out...when to stay in...get things done. I could manage to get a few things done with him, if he'd let me.

Che.

Manu Chao. Ultra Sexy.

Jim Henson.

Michael Palin: a bit of heaven on Earth as far as I'm concerned.

Svend Robinson. He's so sensitive.

Crispin Glover.

Elvis Costello.

Herman Blume. Well, it's really Bill Murray.

Dr. Richard P. Feynman. Is the world ready for another one?

Miles Davis. Sublime.

There's no reason not to love Picasso.

Art Spiegelman. I like his wife too, otherwise I might want to have an affair with him.

Egg's Dad. I'm not quite certain how this even got into the bunch, but the more I think about it, the more I like it. Who doesn't wanna wake up with this guy in the bathtub?!?